Hey, its alright

So, i know i never actually "write" posts on this bad boy. They usually just consist of pictures and captions etc., and maybe thats a good thing. But, right now, IM GOING TO BREAK THE MOLD WOAHHFOIE

1. I keep hitting my head on the shelf above my bed and id like to stop doing that.

2. I need to stop my consuming mass amounts of chicken dinos and other delicious but unhealthy and processed microwave delicacies.

3. As some of you may have noticed, i started recording songs on my 5 dollar computer mic. I am going to stop that forever, because i suck and it is embarrassing.

4. I have tried using "lol" on several occasions, and i just cannot make it work.

5. I have eaten several slim jims since my departure from rhode island, even though i promised myself id never eat one again whilst i was there.

6. I have become a strong believer in measuring the distance between people's steps to see if they have cancer.

7. I often cry over spilled milk, and dont clean it up.

8. Certain people make me feel like a giddy japanese school girl, causing me to act like a giddy japanese school girl toward them. Minus the cute.

9. I will probably delete this post and/or blog in an hour.

10. I have not been to a show in a month.

11. I believe its safe to say that you are all secretly plotting something against me, please stop it.

12. If i do not get to leave next spring I will most likely take up taxidermy.

13. I must stop bothering certain people because it is quite obvious that certain people do not have much interest in me, but i cannot because I lack self control and certain people are very hard to read.

That was the japanese school girl, lets call her Kiko

OH GOD its like flem and machel allover again

14. I refuse to stop and think what the fuck i will do with a BFA in fine arts.

15. I am still obsessed with Kanye West and Taft's small asian equivalent

16. OK Im spent.


FIN